Big Eyes (demo version) / [untitled] lyrics
by Kool Keith
You should prepare as I come with long hair
And a super-fly raincoat, nevertheless with my black cape
No underwear in my green Cadillac
Prepare for the Phantom with yo big eyes ha huh ha huh
As I lyrical flip my body never wear underwear
Girls stare, I pluck in they public hair
The masquerade I'm crazy with a switch blade
I cut jaws the face of a wild shark
I love Cal-Can, "Roof!", can a dog bark
I'll bite ya girl make a woman catch rabies
Then eat Gerber from a jar like them babies
I like cereal, yo, you Cap'n Crunch
Juggle my jellybeans, yo captain munch
I'm out to lunch and I don't have a sandwich
Girls cook my butterbeans with a clam dish
I'm makin' ham hocks from brothers with chicken pox
I got the measels and mumps, so come and kiss me
I'm actin' like that 'cuz I'm sick, you gonna diss me
I seen you last night walkin' with your one leg
I ate two cats, a rat, and a rotten egg
I'm still hungry, should I call Mother Goose
I like roach spray mixed in my gin and juice
You better go get spray and make it strong
My tractor trailer, my private piece is quite long
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
As I masturbate every time about eight
The last time I masturbated through the earthquake
I saw your picture girl Shirley Temple Jheri curl
You walk around through a toilet and a doo-doo world
I know the spokes are white, a green Cadillac
Polka dot grey I'm satisfied, I won't take it back
I need the mustard from the Whataburger
I spell it backwards, I take my girl to King Burger
You better rush on in an order fries
Before I get mad and start peein' in your eyes
Like Gomer Pyle, "surprise, surprise!"
You seen my drawers of course you see my rubber
No fat stretch marks I ain't the one you got the blubber
"What the hell am doin', I telling you that?"
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
Missile check I'm aimin' four to your rectum
With Mexican beans collard greens, I respect 'em
You hold the apples while girls pull they pants down
I got a bottles of flies I'm throwin' ants down
Like Joe said one time I'm drinkin' straight rum
Chewin' they embryo, actin' like it's bubble gum
I get inside, and back and crank the truck
Cruise up the highway, you out there, you stuck
You ain't the one I got no cables, no goose
Look in the back I got no room, see my moose
I better hide what's left at 7-Eleven
Call the Ranger, the Phantom at 11
He got black boots and stains on my turtle-neck
My mink is yellow and tan female birds peck
I got no rags to clean, I love the vomit
It makes me sexy, my underwear atomic
You smell the rose, I'm smellin' cookin' flour
I call your house and let it ring for an hour
I got to clean up my house, set the mouse traps
I know one: he's grey and cool, and the mouse raps
I seen 'em seen 'em I seen 'em through peripheral vision (yeah, I seen 'em)
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
I look around the corner and see your big eyes
That's right, stop tryna peep, lookin' in my bath (I see your big eyes)
Watchin' my windows, let me go
As I look around, I must fly away (lookin' in my windows)
Nothing but big eyes
Your pupils show
Lookin' around the corner and seein' your big eyes