Dope Skill lyrics

[Verse 1: Viktor Vaughn]
It's Vik, known to kick a no joke vocal
And given a chance, yoke ya slow poke local yokel
Don't smoke krill, won't need topal
If the fluoride don't kill you then the soap will
Dope skill, nickname Musty
All up in the popes grill with quick game and crusty
He said, "Trust me, what's the dang fuss, B?"
Let me hold the buggy, police can't bust me
It should only take five minutes
No jive bidness, I leave no live witness
For you? 2% on the back
And not only that, I let you get on the track
Holla back, he still ain't call
It ain't my loss boss, ball 'til you fall
So what? A low cut price and pro
V'll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a 'mo
Like selling weed to a thug
Candy that baby gave me, "I Need a New Drug"
He knew the blue was too bug
After school he used to sip brew by the jug

[Chorus: Viktor Vaughn]
Enough to p*ss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley
He said, "Yes'm Mr. Charlie"
Now kindly shut the f*ck up I'm tryna twist this Marley
Dope skill!
("You're nothing!")
Enough to p*ss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley
[Verse 2: Carl Kavorkian]
Turn a live Saturday night to a manic Monday
Disturb your inner peace with this rap feng shui
Knock you out a position with a rendition
Just a little something to TiVo on your television
The first cat to spit a verse on Star Search
The only American Idol to spill a rap recital
Win a contract, then turn it down willingly
And start a bidding war that'll collapse the whole industry
Then put it out independently
'Cause all them gifts they sending me, just ain't bending me
The only thing a major can give me is advice
While local cats tell me I'm just not that nice
But I don't feel bad at all after peeping their catalog
Knowing all along they always bumping the wackest songs
Chalking a plan with the future at hand
Being the last to stand after the band disbands

[Chorus: Viktor Vaughn]
Enough to p*ss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley
The crucial issue appears to be
Enough to p*ss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before you end up like Chris Farley

(*"Damn right!" is being scratched'n'cut*)