The CEO of Burger King is preparing himself for bed after a long day.
[CEO]
Ah! What a day! It's exhausting being the CEO of Burger King.
The phone rings.
[CEO]
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Damn it.
He hangs up.
The phone rings again.
[CEO]
Hello? Who is this? I'm the CEO of Burger King, you know! Gah!
A shadow scurries past. The CEO hangs up again in disgust.
The floor creaks.
[CEO]
What was that? Who's there?
He walks out, but sees no one.
[CEO]
Heh...Must've just been my ima...
He turns around and comes face-to-face with the mascot, the King.
[CEO]
(Screams) I'm Flame-Boiling in my pants!
He tries to run away, but falls screaming down the stairs, hurting his arm at the bottom. The King follows him all the while.
[CEO]
Ow! My arm!
The King heads downstairs.
[CEO]
Die, you son-of-a-b*tch!
He grabs a shotgun and shoots the King, who falls down the stairs. The mask comes off, revealing who is beneath it.
[CEO]
realizing what he's done
What? No! I've killed my only son! Oh, if only Philip had lived to taste the new Triple-Bacon King Burger now on sale at participating locations! (sobs)
The "Triple-Bacon King Burger" meal spins around against a white background.
[Announcer]
The new Triple-Bacon King Burger. Spend your nights with the King.
[CEO]
Sobbing
Philip!