Mike Lazzo: Ratings are through the roof, b*tches! We're fixing to renew, y'all.
Matthew: Thats what the f*ck I'm talking about!
Keith Crofford: [turns to face camera] But at what cost?
Mike: You say something, Keith?
Keith: No, no I didn't say anything.
[Zombie Seth smashes through window and starts to eat Keith's brains]
Keith: Arrrrggghhh!!!!!!
Mike: Gravy corn bread!
Matthew: Holy f*cking ass-crackers!
[Mike and Matthew run towards the elevator, zombies chasing]
Mike: Oh, f*ck!
Matthew: [repeatedly pushing the elevator button] Come on, come on, commmeee onnnnn...
Mike: What are we going to do?
Matthew: I've got an idea. [pushes Mike into the zombies]
Mike: Oh, I guess Robot Chicken's cancelled! [eaten by zombies]
Matthew: [jumps in elevator] Oh, sh*t, I should of thought about that.
[Matthew exits elevator, approaches exit, tries locked door.]
Matthew: NO!
[Cut to zombies in elevator. Cut back to Matthew.]
Matthew: No!!!
[Zombies exit elevator. Matthew picks up cell phone, holding upside down; cell reads "WOW"]
Matthew: Wow! Oh wait.
[Matthew flips phone right side up; cell reads "MOM"]
Matthew: Oh, it's just Mom.
[Zombies begin dancing to cell phone ringtone. Ringtone ends.]
Matthew: No!!!!
[Zombies stop dancing, begin advancing towards Matthew]
Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!!
Matthew: L-Look at the new contract! We get health benefits! Oh no God, please don't eat my brains!
[Zombies Eat Matt. Cut to writer's room.]
[Zombies break into the writer's room, while Zombie Matt starts eating Mike Fasolo's brains.]
Mike Fasolo: (sighs) I was tired of living anyway.
Zombie Matthew: Yo, what do you guys want for lunch today?
Seth Green Zombie: Brains!
Doug Goldstein Zombie: Brains!
Mike Fasolo Zombie: Brains!
Tom Root Zombie: Brains.
Zombie Matthew: Brains, it is!
Mike Fasolo: Oh, Matt is awesome.
TO BE CONTINUED