Oh, my f*cking gosh
I locked my *car alarm lock* f*cking keys in my car
Like, I stopped to pee and get horchata and a snack
And *bark* lock my f*cki—shut up, dog, you're cute, but no
And I'm standing out here, hog's butt, as you know
I'm like, "Oh!" So I'm a... corpse,
I'm just gonna die out in the desert
And I remembered that I f*cking went back
to get my other set of keys
And thank the Lord they're in my purse
'Cause for like three minutes I was standing here, just like
In f*ckin', I didn't even know what to think
I was like "Of course this sh*t would" Haaa!
Oh, the van's coming, hooo, hooo, breath, okay