When the English Go to Heaven lyrics
by Kyle Gordon
When the English Go to Heaven!
The cabbage stew, it flows like wine
And every meal's a feast
With boiled eel and navy beans
The food we love to eat!
The men we all wear tailcoats
And the women drape their necks
And not a soul is ever nude
And nobody has sex!
In heaven we'll drink Plymouth Gin from 50 Liter Drums
And I won't have a p*nishole!
And no one ever c*ms!
And everyone wears Burmese Silk
And we're all in bed by seven
And our genitalia's been removed
When the English Go to Heaven!
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