Selekta (SIDEQUEST REMIX) lyrics
by Kyle Gordon
[Intro: Albie Wobble, Sidequest]
Albie Wobble
Representing Wellington-upon-Trent, we in here
Big up my man Nathan coming through with the ganja
Rudeboy, mi want fi chat to me, gwaan
Selekta
Are you mental?
[Verse 1: Albie Wobble]
Comin' through on what I do
I never knew your crew be doo-doo
With the bum to the boom-boom
Bum-de, bum-de-bum, boom with the boom-boom
What do you do? Put ya crew in a new blue tutu (Ooh)
Who mandem? Over by the chip shop? Yo, can't stand them
Then stab them, man go bonkers
With the Glasgow smile for the plonkers
Me nah stab 'еm in di biscuit
Blood on me trainers? Nah, can't risk it
Pick up the skеng and ya mandem ran
Couldn't nick a hot pot pie off me nan
And if you wanna boogie, yo, let's tango
Hit 'em with the Rambo, right up in the mango
[Chorus: Trixie B, Sidequest]
Take me to the yard if you can handle it (Brra)
Let's pop a mandy or I'll cancel it (Boom, oi, you what?)
Them oglin' me baps all through me Burberry (You-you-you what?)
I know you heard of me (You-you-you what?)
Boy
[Verse 2: Albie Wobble]
If you pop round in Bradford to Bethnal Green down to Bournemouth
I'll turn your ugly mug into porridge
I'm all rough and tumble
Million quid to get your Barney-Gumble'd
Looking for a tussle, head to the pub
Shaftesbury Ave for the rub and tug
Don't mind my Ps and Qs and my A to Zs
You want a toastie? I'm on me way to Greggs
So gonna pop for a fiver? That's a bargain
Knees up, not a f*ckin' stroll in the garden
"Pardon?" Yeah, you lot are ponces
p*ss off you poofs and you fairy nonces
You want this? Yo, I got your mum up on the pickle
Bonk the old bird till I tickle and I fizzle
And I got ya gran up in the middle
Pipe the old bag right down and get a diddle
[Chorus: Trixie B, Sidequest]
Take me to the yard if you can handle it (Brra)
Let's pop a mandy or I'll cancel it (Boom, oi, you what?)
Them oglin' me baps all through me Burberry (You-you-you what?)
I know you heard of me (You-you-you what?)
Boy
[Verse 3: Sidequest]
Mans like “hold on” (Oi)
When they see the Benz that I roll on (True)
Gyal wanna sip pon the potion
Trust me, no polyjuice in my cauldron (Weasley)
Mans like “hang on” (You what?)
Big man ting, that's bang on (Big up)
If a gyal wanna hang 'round with the mandem
I'll give her something to hang on (My p*nis)
Wagwan fi di badman mandem
Bang, bidi, bang, bidi, bang, bang
Send man down to the dungeon
Badman have man in Azkaban, man (The dungeon)
Half a kilo in the parcel (Yes)
Singing 1-nil to the Arsenal
Catch me in the back of a Bentley
With a couple Kate Middletons and a few Meghan Markles
[Chorus: Trixie B, Sidequest]
Take me to the yard if you can handle it (Brra)
Let's pop a mandy or I'll cancel it (Boom, oi, you what?)
Them oglin' me baps all through me Burberry (You-you-you what?)
I know you heard of me (You-you-you what?)
Boy (Go on, then)
Show me the wedge or don't you bother me (Don't be a f*cking lemon)
You off for Sunday roast at Toby Carvery? (f*ck off)
Don't start with me
And don't get smart with me (f*ck-f*ck off)
You get no part of me (You-you-you what?)
Boy