MILF Magnet lyrics
by MC Virgins
[Intro]
*Laughter* that was gay
Maxo
Playtime's over, I hate windxws
[Chorus: MC God]
64 milfs and they all over 40
b*tch I gotta chode and she call that thang shorty
And she tryna find my p*nis like lil b*tch she finding dory
So I Jump straight in his as*h*le b*tch I’m boutta start exploring ay
[Verse: MC God & MC Prophet]
Go to yoga and I’m searchin' for some moms
Got that drip leopard print on my thong
Stepmom feel so good but it’s wrong
Mommy famous she on familystrokes.com
f*ck on yo Mom and I’m sippin' on some brandy
pus*y got some wrinkles like I’m f*ckin' on my granny
Tryna' get my nut like a squirrel named sandy
Early menopause so I don’t need plan b
Semen drip, ay yuh
Sticky p*ss, ay yuh
She got kids, ay yuh
Show them di*ks, ay yuh
I love yo Mom I can’t stand it, ay
Stealing my kids like a bandit, ay
Daddy walked in and he rammed it, ay
b*tch I’m the Milf magnet, ay
She can’t escape like a sandpit, ay
Screamin out no and she panic, ay
b*tch I do not understand it, ay
Ass is too fat in some spandex, ay
[Bridge: MC God]
Two girls scissoring they in a cat fight
Cyndi Lauper playin while I lay some pipe
Your mom with me and she tryna spend the night
She got 5 kids my di*k slide in it ain’t tight
[Chorus: MC God]
64 milfs and they all over 40
b*tch I gotta chode and she call that thang shorty
And she tryna find my p*nis like lil b*tch she finding dory
So I Jump straight in his as*h*le b*tch I’m boutta start exploring ay
[Outro: MC Prophet]
I’ve always had a thing for milfs
Short milfs, thick milfs
Something about their big ass tummy, and them fake ass implants
Makes me wanna spread my butter over them thick loins