Lavender Lotion lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, hahaha
That was gay
Jack, stop

[Chorus: MC God]
b*tch, I beat my meat, ayy, in the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks, ayy, see the feet
Then I beat my f*ckin’ meat, ayy, in the sheets
Beat the f*ck out of my wood, you might as well just call me Steve, ayy
b*tch, I beat my meat

[Verse 1: MC Prophet]
Okay, b*tch, I just got a boner from lookin’ at my hand
And my bro was so good at givin’ head, I can barely stand
I wanna f*ck so many midgets, call them b*tches, 7 dwarfs
I just jacked it in the bathroom, mom walked in, please close the door (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Ayy, I squirt out the lotion and go up and down
And my dog hella cute, so I think I’mma pound
And I f*ck on your mom and she moan hella loud
And my di*k is so tiny, will never get found
I want a vagina, I think I'll get neutered
My god, I'm so horny, j*rk off in an Uber
I steal HIV, you can call me a looter
I f*ck on your b*tch and I leave on my scooter
[Verse 2: MC Wasian]
I f*ck on your b*tch and I leave on my scooter
Put on my mom’s makeup, so I can look cuter
I j*rk off to girls when I’m inside a Hooters
They ask if I’m gay, I tell them that I’m super
j*rk off to my stepsis ‘cause we’re not related
My daughter’s virginity, yes, I will take it
I wanna kiss my dad, but I cannot hit it
If I see a dead guy, you know I'mma rape it

[Chorus: MC God]
b*tch, I beat my meat, ayy, in the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks, ayy, see the feet
Then I beat my f*ckin’ meat, ayy, in the sheets
Beat the f*ck out of my wood, you might as well just call me Steve, ayy
b*tch, I beat my meat, ayy, in the street
Then I nut inside her cheeks, ayy, see the feet
Then I beat my f*ckin’ meat, ayy, in the sheets
Beat the f*ck out of my wood, you might as well just call me Steve, ayy
b*tch, I beat my meat