Dabob! lyrics

[Intro]
I got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet
Tehehe, that was gay

[Verse 1: MC Prophet and MC Wasian]
Lil b*tch call me daddy, and she be my baby
I'm findin' the clit, like I'm tryna' find Gary
Searchin' for my di*k, it's so tiny like Plankton
I murder this sh*t, all these people be hatin'
I f*ck on yo' momma, and suck on her titties
Like Bikini Bottom, yeah f*ck on my city
Yeah suckin' yo' di*k, and your homies, they wit' me
I let out a fart, now I gotta sh*tty

[Chorus: MC Prophet & MC Wasian]
I'm in my bag, Mr. Krabs
Sandy's cheeks, I'm in that ass
I got bands, I got bands
I got bands, I got bands
b*tch I'm gay, b*tch I'm gay
b*tch I'm gay, b*tch I'm gay
I can't be no f*ckin' straight boy
b*tch I'm gay, b*tch I'm gay (Ay, ay, ay)

[Verse 2: MC Wasian]
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
I'm feelin' like Goofy Goober, ay
POV shots, I'm a shooter, ay
Oh my God, it's Gary neutered, ay
*Moaning*
That's what it sound like when I nut
Go to the playground, see big butts
Crash the boat like I'm Mrs. Puff
See yo' uncle, Imma f*ck
Yo' sister's pus*y, smell like skum
[Verse 3: MC Prophet]
Nut on her face, I'm a shooter
Eating my meat, like Weenie Hut Juniors
Mrs. Puff and a hope she a cougar
At the boat lessons, b*tch I'll maneuver
b*tch I'm the Barnacle Boy
Puttin' my di*k up yo' ass, it's a toy
Suckin' my di*k, oh my God, I enjoy
Suck on this di*k, oh my God, I enjoy, ay

[Outro]
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