Lil Float - Play With My di*k lyrics

[Intro: MC Virgins]
Stealing yo b*tch like I'm Swiper, No Swiping
She deepthroat the di*k, so I'm piping, I'm piping
She ride on this di*k like she biking, she biking
I c*m in her face like I'm sniping, I'm sniping

[Verse One: MC Virgins]
Don't give 2 sh*ts about b*tches
I got gonorrhoea, now my di*k it itches
I see that gay sh*t like a bullet, I miss it
I see those meme rappers like you fighting, you dissing
b*tch I be mining, I'm deep in the caves
And I look at my pubes and they got hella waves
And my homies look cute, not as cute as my bae
Cause she got hella toes that I once sucked today

[Chorus: MC Virgins]
Aye, play with my di*k like it's Play-Doh, uh
Play with my b*tch like she halo, uh
f*ck your momma in her a-hole, uh
Tried to f*ck me, I’m not gay bro, aye
Play with my di*k like it's play-doh, uh
Play with my b*tch like she halo, uh
f*ck your daddy in his a-hole, uh
Call me captain, I don't save hoes
[Verse Two: MC Virgins]
Pull this one out on you, it's unexpected
Just like when I f*ck that b*tch with my erection
I profit off play-doh, take your b*tch to heaven
I f*ck yo mom, then I take her ass to breakfast

[Verse Three: Lil Float]
I'm c*mming, I'm c*mming
My cousin loves sucking
Her back where I'm busting
My wrist I be cutting
The anus I'm stuffing
The kitties I'm touching
I'm c*min in dozens
The b*tches they love it
Ay, play with my di*k like Nintendo, uh
Switching b*tches to some men though, uh
I'm not gay, I won't bend though, uh
f*ck your dad, but I want kids though, aye
Play with my di*k like PlayStation, uh
Play with these sticks like I'm Asian, uh
I’d be f*cking MC Wasian, uh
No my di*k is never shaven, uh

[Verse Four: Lil Float]
Give her the pipe like a plumber, I’m laying the wood like a lumber jack
Beat on my di*k, then I c*m on her back
c*ck And Ball Torture, b*tch, come eat my sack
Looking for thotties like Dora Explorer
And I got 3 lil kids and that pus*y I’m scoring
She sucking my di*k, got it pouring, and pouring
You dropping a new tape, b*tch, I’m snoring, I’m snoring
[Chorus: MC Virgins]
Aye, play with my di*k like it's Play-Doh, uh
Play with my b*tch like she halo, uh
f*ck your momma in her a-hole, uh
Tried to f*ck me, I’m not gay bro, aye
Play with my di*k like it's play-doh, uh
Play with my b*tch like she halo, uh
f*ck your daddy in his a-hole, uh
Call me captain, I don't save hoes

[Verse Five: MC Virgins]
Out the closet
Nut deposit
Riding on his di*k like, bro don’t stop it
Beating on my booty like, that sh*t bopping
My girl latino, won’t you see the wall she hopping
Like the cathedral, MC God is so fire
Got my homies in the room and they moaning like choir
b*tch, I roll up to the club, my foreskin a tire
If you need a male stripper, b*tch, I’m for hire

[Verse Six: Lil Float]
b*tch, I c*m fast like the police in my neighborhood
Why you like incest, I guess I misunderstood
Sucking wood
pus*y good
f*cking since childhood
I bet you would f*ck your mother if you knew you could
My di*k’s not good
But it’s really hot
Cause I got chlamydia, I think I got it from my pops
Turn my ass open, damn, I need some f*cking lotion
Daddy left my booty broken
But you know I left him choking
[Outro]
Aye