[Intro: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Young Dan on the beat
You're not on the beat, Dan!
What's Gucci?
I'd like to thank the fam, and all my supporters
And Action Bronson
[Verse 1: Young Dan]
Cooking the trap, uh
Crooking the crack, uh
Hitting this rap, uh
Everything I say is subliminal
But my rhymes ain’t minimal
Imma pass this sh*t off to BR, bryuk!
[Verse 2: bryuk420]
Uh, yo
f*ck your b*tch, blow coke blow snow
Sniffing blow, off your b*tch’s titties b*tch
She’s a little bitty b*tch
But I still f*ck the small hoes
Yeah I still f*ck the small hoes
Because I rep for the east side, west side, bayside
North side, South side, that’s right I’m global
I’m all over
And I’m f*cking b*tches costal
Talking sex on the beach
But I ain’t talking about the drink
Unless we’re talking about that lean
[Verse 3: HG $hellz]
Rapping everywhere
Fresh coming out of the dojo
Everyone wants to know if my name is JoJo
But it’s not
HG $hellz in the motherf*cker
Mother truckers coming to me
Asking me if I see their bumpers
Is their driving good?
I don’t give a sh*t because I’m from the hood
Highlands Ranch, f*ck her for days
I don’t eat mayonnaise because it comes from eggs
You know that sh*t goes right to your legs
But I’m putting all of these rappers down a peg
[Verse 4: bryuk420]
Uh, in your legs b*tch
Eat some eggs b*tch, yeah
You know I’m like Ike from smash bros, that’s right
You know you like my big old p*nis girl
You wanna see it girl
But you know that you gotta be it girl
I love all of my b*tches equally
One plus one equals me
Honey bunny funny sh*t you’re saying to me, man
[Bridge 1: HG $hellz]
Sipping soda
Sipping lots of soda
Sipping on soda
[Verse 5: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Swag, lean
Trapping at Home Depot
AKA Hoe Depot
f*cking my b*tches left and right
In the parking lot
I don’t give a f*ck
I do it wherever I like
Even with Brian’s sister and his mom and his fam
Hold on, turn the-turn the, hold on
[Verse 6: HG $hellz & Young Dan]
That’s some Clue sh*t
Dan f*cking the fam
With a candlestick
Uh, dude, gross, I’d never do that! God!
In the Parlor Room
At Home Depot, bro!
This sh*t is gonna be your doom
Who’s room is it now?
I’m f*cking everyone that is in town, what?
[Verse 7: bryuk420]
b*tch I came through with about
Ten thousand pounds of itch
Talking about a full shipment of ticks
You f*cking b*tch
Keep it local when you support small businesses motherf*cker
Eat a f*cking di*k
[Bridge 2: Young Dan]
This is Young Dan here, back on the track
Here to publicly apologize and retract his, uh, previous statements
[Verse 8: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Here to f*ck around on the track, not me
Oh sh*t, he’s coming at me in 3D
Bro, you know he has to peepee
Because he has prostate issues
Righteous? More like psychic
Came through and I gave your b*tch my big di*k
[Bridge 3: Young Dan]
Uh, this is, uh, Young Dan again
A second time here to publicly apologize
Brian, please accept my apology
I did not mean those things
In love and war everything is fair
And especially in the game of rap
[Verse 9: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Flick my BIC
Trick to your b*tch
‘Cause I’m coming that quick
I own four 7/11’s
They’re all in Wisconsin
I don’t know what state they’re in
Narcolepsy is no laughing matter
Man when I c*m in your b*tch she splatter
[Outro: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Hey dude shhhh hey dude hold up my mom is sleeping
Oh I’m, I’m sorry bro
Shhhhhhhhhhhh