Give It To Me lyrics

[Intro: Patrick Karneigh Junior and Norman Pain]
(Alright)
Alright, motherf*ckers (It's the Northern Boys)
Let's f*cking party tonight (Right)
Let's go

[Verse 1: Norman Pain]
I got a big bald head, all the better to make love
You find me in the club, f*cking it up
Tuck my di*k up in my legs and I tape it up
Now I look so pretty, I'm a million bucks
I'm a cross-dressed man and I'm here to dance
I got an inchworm snuggled in my boot cut pants
If you see me cry, you better walk on by
'Cause I don't wanna share the pain that's inside

[Verse 2: Patrick Karneigh Junior and Norman Pain]
Five-foot-nine in my six-inch boots
Ladies, would you like to get loose? (Ladies)
Ladies, would you like to get wild? (Ladies)
Ladies, would you show me that moose– (Ladies)
Knuckle? The buckle of my belt's untied
The shades jet black, but the moustache white
I just wanna sniff cocaine all night
While I shake these thighs in the laser lights
[Chorus: Patrick Karneigh Junior and Norman Pain, Norman Pain]
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on, baby, give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on, baby, give it to me (Oh right)

[Verse 3: Norman Pain]
I'm an angry man, but I'm a soft old sod
I've got a couple mates and they've lost the plot
Don't need a girlfriend or a stable job
I'll be sitting on the bog, just hobbing a wonk
No need to drive
I just drop to my hands and feet and scuttle like a beetle
When times get rough, I dust off the cocaine pack
Sniff it from an ass like a beagle

[Verse 4: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Listen up, pal, I could die right now
Blood's pumping like a newborn cow
Robot dance while I take my shirt off
My heart's gonna explode like pow
Woah, come and have a bump with me (I sniff it up)
One will be enough for me (Now that's enough)
Come on, baby, f*ck with me
I got the horn and I'm giving out my love for free
[Refrain: Norman Pain and Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain]
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in between
Yes, you gotta love them (Come on, come on)
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in between
Yes, you gotta love them (Come on, come on)

[Verse 5: Norman Pain]
One, two, three to the bast*rd four
My ex-wife is a bast*rd whore
Five, six to the bast*rd seven
Kick us in the balls like David Beckham
Eight, nine to the bast*rd ten
Pecking on a crotch like a free-range hen
Raising a glass to the gays and the bi's
And the trans and the girls and the big bald men

[Verse 6: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You better not assume my pronouns
You ain't got a clue what I feel inside
Shake my ass while I play Beyoncé
You wanna come f*ck me? Then get in line (That's right)
I'm a top shelf piece of ass
Don't touch what you can't afford
If I spin that pole, better give me cash
And then I clap them cheeks and I'm out the door
[Chorus: Norman Pain and Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain]
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on, baby, give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Give it to me (Oh right)
Come on, baby, give it to me (Oh right)

[Refrain: Norman Pain and Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain]
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in between
Yes, you gotta love them (Come on, come on)
One time for the ladies (Come on)
One time for the men (Come on)
One time for everyone in between
Yes, you gotta love them (Come on)