American Summer (Skit Three) lyrics
by Value Select
[Skit -- Value Select and Siri]
"Yeesh! Home at last. Well, I guess a little cheeky snack before bedtime is in order. After all, I was quite a brave boy for walking those fifty miles. Speaking of which -- Hey, Siri! Remind me to call Lord Windemere tomorrow?"
"Okay. I added it."
"Thanks! Now to the fridge. Ooh. Don't open it yet, savor this moment. The pre-snack event is the sweetest of all... Okay, that's enough savoring. Wait a second! It's practically empty!"