Freelance Artist lyrics

[Verse]
Ooooh
It's hard for a freelance (Ooh) artist to make some (Ooh) money
And (Ooh) not draw furry porn
Wouldn't it be nice if the people who
Paid big commissions didn't ask for wolves kissin'?

[Soul Man 69]
Hey, Brian, can I see what you're drawing?

[Brian]
I'd rather not...

[Soul Man 69]
Jesus