Cheez-It Champion lyrics

[Intro]
[The Upset]
I tried to make it in the NFL
I tried to dive
But I just fell
I tried to rap and record some sounds
But all I know is falling down

[Verse 1]
But there is one thing
That I’ve achieved
And it revolves around
A box of cheese

[Chorus]
I’ll never win the World title
The X-Division or the Tag
But I’m the Cheez-it Champion
The best they’ve ever had

[Verse 2]
No one loves cheez-its
More than me
I was just trying to reach them
When I fell on TV
[Chorus]
I’ll never win the World titlе
The X-division or the Tag
But I’m the Cheez-It Champion
Thе best they’ve ever had

[Outro]
I’m the Cheez-It Champion
The best they’ve ever had