Banned from Diving (parody of I am) lyrics

[Intro]
Get ready to dive!

[Verse 1]
When your 300 pounds
But you can’t sit still
You spend all your money
On hospital bills
From jumpin’ out the ring
And being a nuisance
Your dives invalidate
TNA’s insurance
You made a song for me
But I’m too fast
Every time you dive
You land on your ass

[Chorus)
You are
You are
Banned from diving
You are
You are
Banned from diving

[Verse 2]
You couldn’t dive here
So you went to the sea
You traveled the ocean
So you could be free
But you paid a bunch of models
To get on your boat
But they all laughed
When you hit the top rope
There’s only 2 things
That you need at sea
3 hot women
And your best friend Steve
[Chorus]
You are
You are
Banned from diving
You are
You are
Banned from diving

[Outro]
You are
You are
Banned from diving
You are
You are
Banned from diving