Lil Float - Small p*nis lyrics
by Childish Gambino
" (man 1)
Why is he such a j*rk to everybody?
(man 2) because he has a very small p*nis
(man 1) I kinda wanna see it
(man 2) yeah it's like that one grape in the bunch that never gotta be a grape
{Verse 1}
My p*nis is tiny
The babies are whiny
My semen is slimy
I f*ck on big riley
He got a big p*nis
I jizz on a fetus
Lil Float is the greatest
I got a big anus
di*k's smaller than contampo
I know I'm an as*h*le
I vape in her pus*y
I eat that cookie
Suck off your dad
Made him c*m on my back
Tickle my sack and I c*m on her rack
I skrrt kawasaki, I beat like I'm rocky
I rap like a nazi
My di*k is so floppy
I sit like I'm Johnny
Got b*tches all on me
Pull up on your mommy
She go kamikaze
That booty I'm chasing
My anus is gaping
My di*k can be lookin
That pus*y I'm craving
Her back'd be aching
Those kids ain't escaping
My di*k in that thot and I'm leavin
Her shakin
Body count is like 30, ooh
I'm gay like I'm Curry, ooh
I hit that b*tch dirty, ooh
That b*tch gave me herpes, ooh
Retarded like dory, ooh
I always got murry, ooh
I feel like Bill Cosby
Cos she's seeing blurry
Ay
I'm still suspended
My di*k game resplendent
Don't listen to me if you gon get
Offended
Osama bin Laden
Put you in a coffin
I beat my di*k often
And she never stoppin
Nut all over my bacpack
Suckin on my ballsack
Hit that b*tch like a halfback
And blow your motherf*ckin top back
Hijack a f*ckin plane
Smack a fag like Bruce Wayne
She blow my sh*t like Kurt Cobain
I smoke that b*tch like Mary Jane
f*ck on your mommy
di*k on her throat
I'm in prison, make sure I drop the soap
Tear my ass up, make it feel good
Wake up every morning with 2-inch
Wood
My uncle f*cked me, made me c*m twice
Play with my nuts like a pair of dice
Dig up a grave then I f*ck the dead
Go to preschool just go get some head
Beat my di*k with razor blades
di*k in her, gave that b*tch aids
2 girls, 1 cup c*m to it every night
I'm so happy that I was born white
Never miss someone suck di*k like me
When you come quick this mouth ain't
Free
Always smoke herb and doin dope
Sayin kids just ain't my scope
Finger her poo and f*ck my cousin
Rapin babies by the dozen
Minorities to the f*ckin ground
I'm sellin babies by the pound
c*m blast my tight ass
White trash b*tch lemme smash
f*ck my cousin n I pop that pus*y
I'll f*ck a dog if you f*ckin push me
Minorities are f*ckin gross
I'll f*ckin kill em if they get too close
I hope my di*k isn't fully grown
I'm vroom vroom in the school zone
My di*k is small... If you didn't get that
Skullf*ck a stupid thot
Hit that b*tch with a f*ckin rock
f*ck a dog with a small p*nis
I need to nut so I f*ck a fetus
I leave that b*tch in f*ckin pieces
Rapin women yeah, the goal is to
Impregnate
Fetus on a plate
I can't help but masturbate
I am Lil float but call me Lil Foreskin
Every day I take in the ass by four men
Bouta f*ck around and probably join
ISIS
KKK rallies and gay sacrifices
Stompin on babies while I'm tying my
Shoes
Kill all the kids, call me Nikolas Cruz."