If My Bong Could Talk lyrics

[Verse 1]
Speaking way to long, just hit the f*cking bong
You're always gonna leave nothin' till it's gone
Too much choppin', not enough a-puffin'
We can't free you

[Chorus]
If my bong could talk, it'd say, "You stingy f*ck!"
If my bong could sing, it'd say, "La, la, la!"

[Verse 2]
Water's getting grosser, slowly as it roasts
If you're going green, looking like a ghost
I'm not stopping, fill it to the top and
We can't free you

[Chorus]
If my bong could talk, it'd say, "You stingy f*ck!"
If my bong could sing, it'd say, "La, la, la!"
If my bong could talk, it'd say, "Get a job!"
If my bong could sing, it'd say, "Fa-la-la, la-la-la"

[Outro]
Nothin' but weed, nothin' but green
Now we can barely breathe
We've got nothin' green, nothin' but weed
Now we can barely breathe
If my fridge could f*ck, it'd go, "Aww, aww, aww"