I’m Afraid of the Internet lyrics

[Intro]
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet

[Verse 1]
I'm afraid of the internet
And the crazy sh*t that people say
When they're hiding behind a mask
And they're hungry and horny and up too late
I'm afraid that we can't go back
This big machine's too bad to break
I'm afraid of the things I did
One day they'll post all my mistakes
All my mistakes

[Chorus]
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah

[Verse 2]
God, it's hard to be innocent
When the world keeps showing you it's di*k
And disaster is imminent
Getting sicker and stranger with every click
I'm afraid that we've gone too far
This big machine's too broke to fix
I'm afraid of the things I saw
Some things you just cannot forget
You can't forget
You can't forget
(You can't forget)
[Bridge]
Scared of spiders, scared of people dying in their sleep
So I googled, "Can you have a heart attack at thirty three?"
First I looked at Reddit then I looked around at WebMD
Saw a list of all the symptoms, asked myself, "Could this be me?"
Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew
She had recently died tragically, she drowned at Lake Piru
I started crying and I wondered if that's a normal thing to do
So I searched the five stages of grief and found a link to something cute
It was a meme of a dog in a bikini at the beach
In big white letters at the bottom, it said, "Follow your dreams"
So I got up to take some action, feeling high on self-esteem
But then the high, it started crashing, so I turned back to the screen
And I started to scream

[Chorus]
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah
I'm afraid of the internet
I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah)
I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah)
I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah)
I'm afraid (Ba-ba-da-ba, ba-ba-da-ba-ba, woah)