Things I Hate lyrics

[Verse 1]
I hate pizza, it's so f*cking bad
I hate eating dessert at the restaurant I just had
I hate cold leftovers, caramel makes me gag
But don't you get me started on meat and plastic bags
f*ck strawberry milkshakes, it's like ice cream blood
And f*ck egg salad, it's wet, cold and tough
Sorry olives, f*cking hate JetBlue
Cottage cheese can suck my di*k and so can cheese that's blue

[Chorus]
These are the things I hate
These are the things I hate (I hate it)
Olive tapenade is gay
These are the things I hate

[Verse 2]
Hard-boiled eggs, more like soft soiled sh*t
Is this some f*cking test? Are they supposed to smell like this?
Alfredo hurts my chest, come on, I'm a Jew
Candy cane is devil's rot, just take the gun and chew
And fruit cake is evil, why does it exist?
White chocolate is lethal, I think I have a zyst
I f*cking hate this garbage truck, it's f*cking loud as sh*t

[Chorus]
These are the things I hate (f*ck baked ziti too)
These are the things I hate
Olive tapenade is gay (It's so f*cking gay)
These are the things I hate
These are the things I hate (And cotton candy can suck my di*k)
These are the things I hate
Pray the tapenade away (Repent)
These are the things I hate
[Post-Chorus]
f*cking take it away
I f*cking hate it
Ahh, I hate this sh*t so much
f*ck

[Outro]
I know you guys f*cking hate something
I know you do, you can't not hate something
Not all of you can be positive all the time
It's okay to hate things
I hate baked ziti
I hate margarita pizza
And most of all I hate the f*cking heat
Okay, I hate it, you could always add layers
But once you're naked, you're f*cking done for, okay
You don't have to hate the same things as me
You probably f*cking don't
But I know you hate something
And I want you to f*cking scream it
Ahhhhh