2 Sugars Please lyrics

2 sugars please!

I've  just woken up after Friday night in town
It  got proper messy and I'm feeling really down
All I can think of is a Singing Kettle breakfast
And a lovely cup of tea
With  2 sugars please!

Sausages,  bacon, baked beans
I'll have extra toast you know what I mean
Then  I'll wash it down with a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!

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I'm f*cking starving and I want some breakfast
I'm f*cking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm  f*cking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm f*cking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm f*cking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm f*cking starving, and I want some breakfast
I'm f*cking starving and I want some breakfast
And a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!

Then I look in my wallet and see
I haven't got any f*cking money
All I wanna do is go to the Kettle
But now I think I'm gonna have to settle
For some crumpets
And a lovely cup of tea
With 2 sugars please!