The Stalker Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
I don't think I like rejection of my little girl affections, it's not dope
I've been crawling on the walls just hoping you will call while I've got hair and teeth
It's not that I don't have a life
Maybe it's sad, I'm sort of glad that

[Chorus]
I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away 'cause, baby, I'm your dream

[Verse 2]
I have got a lot of hobbies
Some of which include phone calls that hang up quick, click
I was somewhat immature
You won't believe how getting dumped makes girls grow up
All girls that say they don't obsess
Are full of it and such a mess, but

[Chorus]
I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away 'cause, baby, I'm your...
[Bridge]
There is no restraining order that will separate our love that's ever true
Even if I can't convince you, my probation officer is kind of cute

[Chorus]
I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away 'cause, baby, I'm your dream