[Verse 1 - Witless & Damfool]
It was Christmas, just the other day
My son told us that he was f*cking gay
He's f*cking men, he’s f*cking dudes
He got hard once - when I was f*cking nude
I hugged him, with love an affection
I looked down - he's got a f*cking erection
I stepped back, and I gave him a confession
Said enough's enough and got a lethal injection
At his funeral, thinking how
I kind of liked it when his pants were down
Was kind of horny, I couldn’t mask it
So I grabbed my di*k, dragged it to the casket
Put my di*k on his face, I'm a f*cking disgrace
Grandpa yelled, "I can't believe that he's gay!"
He came over and gave me an injection
Everything went soft, except my massive erection
[Chorus 1 - Witless & Damfool]
Nauseous
di*ks enormous
Like a fortress
In my pants
Feeling nauseous
di*ks enormous
Like a fortress
In my pants
[Verse 2 - Witless & Damfool]
It was lunchtime, just the other day
Saw this girl, I said what's up, hey
She looked at me, said, "are you f*cking gay?"
Everybody laughing, I guess two can play
The next day, I came to school with a pack
I sat straight down, they're throwing sh*t at my back
I reach to my bag, saying I'll grab a quick snack
Then I stand right up, grabbing a Glock from my pack
I loaded up the clip
I aimed it at the chick
Finger too ready to click
Man, I f*cked it up! - I blew off my di*k
On the ground - crying and sh*t
In a puddle of my blood, sweat, and my p*ss
Thinking how the f*ck, did I manage to miss
Everybody watching, and laughing at this
[Chorus 2 - Witless & Damfool]
Nauseous
My di*ks deformin'
Outta proportion
In my pants
Feeling nauseous
My di*ks deformin’
Outta proportion
In my pants
[Verse 3 - Witless & Damfool]
I met my plug, just the other day
Said he’s got a test drug, calls it "The Big Gay"
I said I got no cash, he said, well that's okay
So I had a bit - it made me feel some way
Like I swear to God I like coochie
But that dope got me in dudes booties
I swear to God I’m not gay
But this dope changed my whole play
Anyways I'm running fast right back
I need me another bag of that
Might turn me gay for a quick moment
But it feels so good - I might own it
Feeling kind of heavy but still fast though
Didn't take long til I was in as*h*le
I swear to God I'm not gay
But that new sh*t changed my way
[Chorus 3 - Witless & Damfool]
Nauseous
My di*k takes four men
Hard performin’
In my pants
Feeling nauseous
My di*k takes four men
Hard performin'
In my pants
[Verse 4 - Witless & Damfool]
Took a sh*t, just the other day
sh*t so big - it turned me gay
Screamed so loud - the teachers came
They said what's up, I said I just came
Send the group chat a pic of my load
They send support like "you went sicko mode"
Janitors came in with a shovel and that
They got the message - they gotta shovel the crap
Aight, so I take monster sh*ts
And monster sh*ts, like I mean demon sh*ts
Type of sh*t, that makes your as*h*le split
This that would break a glass bowl sh*t
They shovel it out, now it's flyin' in the air
It's flying high - everyone whispers a prayer
The janitor's direction - it's not his day
It smashed his face - it turned him gay
[Chorus 4 - Witless & Damfool]
Nauseous
sh*ts enormous
Like a fortress
In the air
Feeling nauseous
sh*ts enormous
Like a fortress
In my pants