Comedy Gold lyrics

[Intro]
This tired old thing is coming in to land
And how does it feel?
Every nice day, and all of that time
You can have it all back now

[Verse 1]
Hey, come here
Hey, come here, I wanna show you something
Quit always running to your mother
I just wanted to catch one big fish, you see?
Don’t ever leave your wingman
Don’t bail out on your buddy
There is no pretty thing
Can hide when I go looking, no

[Bridge]
First I made the body
Now I’m trying to put a brain in it
He says “How the devil are you?
What’s the damage? It don’t make a difference”

[Verse 2]
Hey, come here
Hey, man, there’s this creature on my grass
I wave but he don’t understand
I gotta cut around that f*cker every Sunday, see?
And all those pretty women
They get stuck upon the ceiling
And how did Johnny swallow
That three hundred grand so easy, who knows?
[Bridge]
And how the devil are you? And what’s the damage?
And who cares? And what gives?
I am reading off the card, I’m just reading off the card
Oh man, what did you go and do?

[Outro]
What a moment it was
Now you’re back, back in the same old sticky black oil
Ah, comedy gold, it is a laugh a minute
It’s a laugh a minute, it’s a laugh a minute
It is a laugh a minute