KING LEOPOLD THE 2ND WAS A HOE lyrics
by CHRIST DILLINGER
[Based Negative Squad tag]
It's Based Negative Squad you stupid b*tch
[Christ Dillinger]
I'm sorry it took me so long to make this song
This the only beat I got saved in my phone
Turn my computer on soon as I walk in the crib
Saw Lena the Plug naked, she's mid
I be thinkin' 'bout all the sh*t that n*ggas hid
The way these n*ggas be lyin' to all our kids
If I had a time machine I would go back in time and make sure Leopold I never had a kid
I know this next bar is very unexpected
Left wrist look like King Leopold II
I beat the f*ck outta Leopold like a pair of bongos
Big ass chain like I just colonized the Congo
n*ggas don't talk about how they colonized the Congo
I done took all those diamonds from the Congo
They was cuttin' n*ggas arms off in the Congo
And they was cuttin' off n*ggas feets too
Took a break from the real, but now I'm back again
Who let Leopold kill all those Africans?
That sh*t wasn't even a fair fight from the jump
Those n*ggas had spears, and he had guns
Them n*ggas never even had seen guns before
That sh*t was a really quick war
I done seen like 30 movies about Hitler
Leopold killed five times as many n*ggas as Hitler
CNN's always talkin' 'bout Palestine
Fox news always talkin' 'bout Ukraine
But if I mention the Congo, then I'm insane
No one on a major news network has a brain
f*ck Tucker Carlson that n*gga's dumb
And while I'm at it f*ck Candice Owens too
These news networks f*ckin' up the election too
I wouldn't vote for either of those n*ggas if I was you
How the f*ck you gonna tell me who I should vote for?
Belgium told the Congo who to vote for
Leopold stole billions of dollars
And U.S. presidents stealin' billions of dollars
Nobody give a f*ck about the people from the Congo
That n*gga took all the gold right out the Congo
That n*gga killed 20 million Africans
How the f*ck you kill 20 million Africans
n*ggas always wanna stop and talk about NATO
Belgium is the one of the founding members of NATO
As far as I'm concerned it's f*ck NATO
f*ck NATO and f*ck the UN too
Why they ain't teach us none of this sh*t in school?
Why the f*ck they teach long division in school?
They be hiding world history in the books in school
Why they ain't teach us how to do our taxes in school?
n*gga what the f*ck is the point of the UN?
They ain't finna talk about this sh*t on CNN
Belgium did all that sh*t and they still in the UN?
If I was born in Belgium, I'd kill the government
Overthrow the government and then kill the president
I don't even know if Belgium got a president
But f*ck it n*gga, I said what I said
That n*gga Leopold II was a villain
n*ggas was celebratin' soon as he was dead
Thank God that Leopold is dead
He owes all those n*ggas from the Congo bread
If I was from the Congo, I would beat the f*ck outta Leopold
p*ss on the grave of King Leopold
Dance on the grave of King Leopold
Beat that n*gga up and slap the sh*t out 'em
Take a pic with his body and spit on him
Then send a picture of it to his children
Snatch the f*ck out a n*gga like Leopold
Big ass rocks on my neck like I'm Leopold
Cut a n*gga arm off like I'm Leopold
Rob 10 million n*ggas like Leopold
Diamonds shinin' bright like I'm Leopold
Imma kill all my opps just like Leopold
Straight to Hell where they sent Leopold's soul
n*ggas hatin' on me like I'm Leopold
Right wrist and neck on Leopold
Kill 10 millions n*ggas in the Congo
I be high as f*ck like Geronimo
Got on this beat just to diss King Leopold
They gon' blow up my car for making this song
They gon' hit me with the cancer gun for makin' this song
They gon' shoot me with the heart attack gun for makin' this song
They gon' blow up my house just 'cause I made this song
The Belgian government gonna send agents after me
The U.S. government sendin' agents after me
This song ain't gonna blow up because it's about the Congo
There isn't a single movie about the Congo
n*ggas rap about how they killin' people
They don't want to hear me rap about how they enslaved the Congo
How King Leopold enslaved the Congo
Never in my life would I go to the Congo
Those n*ggas whole government f*cked up
The whole Congolese economy f*cked up
They dollars worth .00035 of the U.S. dollar
If I was related to him, I'd be mad as f*ck
If I was born in the Congo, I'd be mad as f*ck
(It's Based Negative Squad you stupid b*tch)
If I was from the Congo I'd be mad as f*ck
How everybody in this situation mad as f*ck
n*ggas kept the Congo until 1960
America abolished slavery in 1860
If I was headed to Belgium, I'd do a 360
f*ck Leopold, slap the f*ck out that n*gga
Slap the sh*t outta you if you f*ck with him too
If I saw Leopold I would get my gun
f*ck with King Leopold, I'm not the one
I been hatin' on Leopold since 2001
That was the year I learned how to read
f*ck Adolf Hitler
f*ck Joseph Stalin
f*ck Pol Pot
f*ck Saddam Hussein
f*ck Bill Clinton
f*ck Mussolini
f*ck Muammar Gaddafi
f*ck Ivan the Terrible
f*ck Mao Zedong
f*ck Genghis Khan