UBER PT 2 lyrics

[Christ Dillinger & Swami Uchiha]
I just bought an Uber with a piece and went to Western Union
I just robbed a Christian n*gga, shot him at his own communion
I just bought a pistol and I gave it to my lil sister
I just hit a lick so good I had to stop and take a picture

I just scammed a n*gga and forgot cuz I was drinking liquor
Took a picture with a broke n*gga, had to crop him out the picture
I been f*ckin her for 10 weeks, why the f*ck you wanna kiss her?
Broke n*ggas droppin out, I’m so rich I’m droppin in!

IMMA MAKE A pus*y EAT A BULLET LIKE A VITAMIN
I GAVE THIS b*tch A PERC, BUT THAT sh*t WAS A VITAMIN
My man got some shoes from the flea market THEY 2 FOR 10
I JUST SCAMMED THE BOUNCER OUT THE CLUB, HE WOULDN’T LET ME IN

MATTER FACT, I JUST SCAMMED A n*ggA WITH MY BEST FRIEND
AND AFTER THAT, I JUST SCAMMED A n*ggA THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND
I JUST f*ckED THIS b*tch FOUR TIMES AND I’M READY TO GO AGAIN
JUNKIES KEEP ON BANGING ON MY TRAPDOOR SAYING LET ME IN

I just seen them at the ATM, I looked over her shoulders
Empty out the ho account, 4000 dollars and a couple quarters
I just hit the plug, I scammed them for seven grams, that’s a quarter
Put it to my child’s bank account and now that sh*t is going over!
I JUST f*ckED A RICH WHITE b*tch, SHE USING HEAD AND SHOULDERS
I’M JUST TRYNA f*ck A b*tch BUT THIS b*tch WON’T LET ME COME OVER
I JUST SOLD HIM ACID BUT IT’S JUST A CUT UP PIECE OF PAPER
I JUST f*ckED A b*tch AND NUTTED FAST I TOLD HER “SEE YOU LATER”

ALL MY DOLLARS BLUE, AND MY SHOES IS MADE OF ALLIGATORS
Hoes on the way out, hoes on the way in
n*gga weighing in, but he ain’t on the way out
n*ggas so dumb, they for water in the outhouse

So so cold that a n*gga got furs on
pus*y ass n*gga don’t squat with your spurs on
I just got rich so off scammin so I bought 2 homes
My b*tch scammed Dr. Miami and got some silicon

Told that b*tch get out of my house cuz she ain’t give me her credit card
I JUST DROPPED SOME SOFT IN THE POT AND IT TURNED HARD
I JUST SEEN A GAY n*ggA AND HE WAS WEARING A LEOTARD
I JUST GOT BANNED FROM [?] CUZ I WAS SCAMMIN GAURDS

PISTOL WHERE MY di*k SUPPOSED TO BE, THAT’S WHY IT’S LOOKIN HARD
I JUST SCAMMED JAKE FROM STATE FARM, I NEEDED CAR INSURANCE
I JUST f*ckED YOUR GIRLFRIEND LONG TIME CUZ I GOT GOOD ENDURANCE
I JUST SCAMMED A LIL n*ggA THEN I WENT AND SCAMMED HIS PARENTS