n*gga stole my phone at the bar last night smh freestyle lyrics
by CHRIST DILLINGER
[Intro]
Turn my headphones up n*gga I can't hear anything
[Verse]
Went to the bar last night and some n*gga had stole my phone
That's why I don't be going out like that
n*gga I'd rather stay at home
Cause why the hell would a n*gga come and steal my phone
n*gga this is an iPhone 12
It ain't even a new iPhone
I was in the uber drunk as hell n*gga heading home (Drunk as f*ck)
All of sudden I said, "Hold up n*gga, where the f*ck is my phone?"
Made the Uber n*gga stop the car I said, "Pull this b*tch over"
It wasn't even my uber still made that n*gga pull that b*tch ovеr
n*gga stole my phone like that sh*t isn't an iPhonе 12
If I catch the n*gga that stole my phone, I'ma send him straight to hell
n*gga stole my phone got me texting b*tches off a Apple Watch
I feel like James Bond the way I'm texting b*tches of a Apple Watch
I feel like James Bond the way I'm styling the n*gga that stole my phone
I'ma find my iPhone look right into that n*ggas home
That n*gga hasn't left home all day, that n*gga broke as sh*t
n*gga stole my phone he's a stupid b*tch
If I catch that n*gga, I'ma slap him like a stupid b*tch
n*ggas out here stealing iPhones I got Louie V. on my wrist
Louie V. on my wrist means n*gga I ain't stealing sh*t
n*ggas out here tryna say Christ Dillinger got robbed
n*gga taking your phone out yo pocket isn't the same as getting robbed
I'll up that sh*t on a n*gga and show you how to really rob
When I find the n*gga that stole my phone, he gonna have to answer to God
n*gga stole my phone and he live in the Bronx
n*gga live on East 174th and Monroe in the Bronx
I can't figure out which apartment it is
I'm flowing on this old ass beat better than Jay-Z did
I'ma stab the n*gga that stole my phone just like Jay-Z did
Young, black, hair nappy as hell just like Jay-Z kid
They gonna say, "Damn, he really wanted that phone the way he slid"
Catch the n*gga that stole my phone stop him out in these big ass tents
Stomping on that n*gga *stomps*
Slap that n*gga harder than Chrisean Rock slapped Blueface
Ain't no greens in this bankroll baby straight Blueface
n*gga stole my phone, I got b*tches sending me sexy pictures
n*gga stole my phone, I got n*ggas sending me pictures of guns
He like, "Who the hell phone I stole who getting pictures of guns?"
n*gga stole my phone at Carmelo's in Brooklyn
Don't ever go to Carmelo's in Brooklyn
n*ggas be in the comments b*tchin'
I can't post on social media my phone missin'
Next time I post n*ggas better show mad love since I was missin'
Next time I post on Instagram I'ma be fly as f*ck
n*ggas better show mad love next time I post on Instagram