[Intro]
Hello
*Hello Mr. Fontane I’m Mrs. Brit*
What’s going on
*I’m calling in regards to a couple of fees that are still pending*
A couple of fees?
*I was wondering when we could expect the payment on these*
Y’all always call me on my phone with this bullsh*t
*Do you have an amount that you’d like to put down?*
I ain’t got it right now, I already told you the last time
*I understand but*
I told you last time that I ain’t got the f*cking money
*We still need our money Sir*
Listen hold up
[Hook]
Please get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
I know I got student loans
But please don’t call my f*cking phone
I don’t mean to disrespect you
*Listen Sir I understand your anger*
But you ain’t tryna work with me
Can’t you see I’m tryna make ends meet
So please get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
Cause don’t you know I’m ready to blow
Why you giving me pressure
*Sir I understand with the recession and all*
When I got it all, swear I’ll give you a call
When it’s all together
But in the meantime
Get off my, get off my
Get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
*Do you think perhaps we could ballpark a date?*
[Verse]
Mama said you can’t depend on n*ggas, hoes or the weather
Coming up on the Side I got blood in my eyes
Had to pull it together
*Sir do you think we could schedule*
I see gunshots fly, looked my brother in his eyes
And he was gone forever
I got a lot on my mind
You gon’ have to give me time Miss Bill Collector
Now check the method
I used to run around reckless
Back when I was in North Hampton
We had screw drivers for weapons
Wasn’t violent, just was childish
Macking fiends and poking tires
f*cking girls we knew from school
Before that pus*y got that mileage in
But I grew up I graduated went to college yeah
Get a degree go make your grampa proud again
But my fifth semester, teary eyes to my professor
They killed my homie on campus
And you pressing for your extras
f*ck your money
*Trust me sir I understand your frustration*
[Hook]
Please get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
I know I got student loans
But please don’t call my f*cking phone
I don’t mean to disrespect you
*Can I give you a ring next week and perhaps we can schedule a payment then?*
But you ain’t tryna work with me
Can’t you see I’m tryna make ends meet
So please get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
Cause’ don’t you know I ready to blow
Why you giving me pressure
*Perhaps we could line up the payments with your paychecks?*
When I got it all, swear I’ll give you a call
When it’s all together
But in the meantime
Get off my, get off my
Get off my di*k Miss Bill Collector
*Maybe we could set up a direct deposit*