Lesbian lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, I had my wishes
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how I wish it had began

[Chorus]
If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy when asking girls out on dates
And I’d be the cutest girl, as I’m sure you’re aware
And I’d be the only girl I know to wear boys’ underwear
And if I was a lesbian I'd buy pretty clothes
And I’d be all cool and edgy and I’d pierce my nose
And I’d have a lot of fun comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldn’t be afraid of getting pregnant again

[Verse 2]
As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makeup and skinny jeans was the stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
And then I knew that my path in life was not completely straight
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
If I was a lesbian my life would be grand (If i was a lesbian)
Cause I’d go around in public holding my girlfriend’s hand (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d read a bunch of anime and vampire books (If i was a lesbian)
And I could finally buy pantyhose and not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian I’d dance in my bra (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d make out with another girl in front of grandma (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d finally ask girls out without getting turned away (If i was a lesbian)
Cause it seems like every girl I like always turns out gay

[Outro]
(If i was a lesbian)
(If i was a lesbian)
(If i was a lesbian)