f*ck the FCC lyrics

Spoken:
Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge

f*ck you very much the FCC
f*ck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a f*ck
So I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me

So f*ck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So f*ck you all so very much

So f*ck you very much dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton and Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich b*tch, and at least she isn't male
So f*ck you all so very much

So f*ck you di*khead Mr. Cheney too
f*ck you and f*ck everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleezza, she's an intellectual tart
So f*ck you all so very much
So f*ck you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer when I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say
"Ze Nuclear Winter Games are going to take place in LA!"
So f*ck you all so very much

So what, the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And f*ck you all so very much!