f*ck Christmas lyrics
by Eric Idle
f*ck Christmas, it's a waste of f*cking time
f*ck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
f*ck holly and f*ck ivy and f*ck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bast*rds ringing bells where'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls all going ho-ho-ho
It's f*cking Christmas time again
f*ck Christmas, it's a f*cking Disney show
f*ck reindeer and all that f*cking snow
f*ck carols and f*ck Rudolph and his stupid f*cking nose
f*cking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you f*cking go
f*ck stockings and f*ck shopping, it just drives us all insane
Go tell the elves to f*ck themselves
It's Christmas time again
You sentimental bast*rds...