My di*k’s A Super Hero lyrics
by One-2
[Hook: Demetrius Capone]
My di*k's a superhero, my di*k's a superhero, my di*k's a superhero
b*tch my di*k is super duper, Superman mixed with Neo
[Verse 1: Demetrius Capone]
My di*k's a superhero, my peter's on some Parker sh*t
A dark skinned Clark Kent, my di*k is the man of steel
Hard as a brick and granite mixed in, I don't give a sh*t if your ass ain't real
Call me Bruce Wang, you can be my Catwoman
Here kitty kitty, that mean I'll have your cat c*mmin'
Who summoned the caped crusader? c*m on your face
As a matter of fact, I'm comin' to save the day but
I ain't captain save a ho, but my di*k is captain slay her
Like Justin, this just in, I made her wake the neighbors when
I made her say her prayers, had her screamin' for the lord
Call my di*k Sexcalibur, I swing this f*ckin' sword
For the next hour, I'll show you my super powers
Superhuman mutant, never lose these powers, just lose these trousers
Then I'm down to go down on you, devour you in the shower
I plow her flower, that's how I wow her, then I fly out her window
[Hook: Demetrius Capone]
[Verse 2: Julius Luciano]
Okay, my di*k's hard like iron, man, just call it Tony Stark
My di*k's the right tool, it can even mend a broken heart
You need Noah's Arc, I'll make it flood in your drawers
On some Spiderman sh*t, stay stuck to your walls
Now I'm that bed rockin' man, c*ck in hand, I pop up and
Knock down the twat, dive deep baby, Aquaman
I got game watch me kick it, be a soccer fan
Swing my di*k like a bat man, robbin' men for they [?] and then
On to a different chick, I pass em to the next
My c*ck's a hero, lookin' for a damsel in distress
I cut easy like a javelin through flesh
I always play my cards right like I'm Gambit with the deck
My di*k shoot out its eye like Cyclops when we sexin'
I'm a beast in the sack but I'm nothin' like your ex-man
I can f*ck with no hands, don't use my extremities
My di*k got super abilities
[Hook: Demetrius Capone]
[Outro: Demetrius Capone]
Here I come to save the day, my di*k'll save the day
I've come to save the day, this is my theme song
Here I come to save the day, my di*k'll save the day
I've come to save the day, now sing along
My di*k's a superhero