IPad lyrics

[Intro]
This sh*t sound like Mario Kart
[?]
You are listening to: FABLEMUSIC
Yeah, yeah, ayy
This sh*t has been fabled

[Verse 1: Quare]
When I’m on my iPad, I don’t give no f*cks
[?] b*tch, I get my money up
I love Steve Jobs, yeah, shout out Steve Jobs
I’ve been playing Minecraft, shut up mom
Been watching YouTube, angry birds shorts
I been running through my money on the app store
I don’t have a credit card, yeah, I stole it
Got it from my dad, but he doesn’t notice
We got iPads, yeah, we ain’t reading no book
We got iPads, we ain’t playing [?]
If you Android, you a broke b*tch
If you Apple, you are goated
You ain’t on these apps like mе
You ain’t on these apps like mе, apps like me
You ain’t on these apps like me
You ain’t on these apps like me, apps like me
Yeah, yeah, ayy (on my iPad)
(Sex Havers, yeah)
[Verse 2: Tufty, hamo underscore]
Angry Birds on the iPad (iPad)
Temple Run on the iPad (iPad)
Doodle Jump on the iPad (iPad)
Fruit Ninja on the iPad (iPad)
b*tch, you look like an Apple 2021 iPad 10.2 inch, iPad Wifi 64 gigabyte, space grey, 9th generation
Space grey, space-space, space grey, 9th generation
Space, space grey-
64 gigabytes
Space, space-space, space grey, 9th generation
Fruit Ninja on the iPad (iPad)

[Verse 3: Sluds]
I’ve been playing games on the iPad
Lately I have not been able to see my dad
Sometimes I get really angry, you know I’m mad
Tryna copy all my flows, I do not like that
Shoot you in the head because I do not like you
f*cked up in Key West sipping lime juice
Wearing Nike Air Force 1’s, these are my shoes
You know that I always win, don’t think that I lose

[Verse 4: Reive, THE MONSTER]
I’ve been scamming white people, using phones like I’m Apple
I be sipping drinks, sipping Snapple
I’m like a witch, I’mma cackle
I’mma steal yo b*tch, I’m a rascal
Pull up to your house feeling tactical
Yeah, sorry bout your b*tch, that was tragical
It was a joke though, it was impractical
Never lie, my raps autobiographical, yeah
On an iPad, watching YouTube shorts
I love Young Sheldon and Skibidi Toilet
Can’t believe toilets are going to war
Anyways, I’ve gotta file for unemployment
I was smoking crack a year ago
Don’t show me a child, I’ve got a fear of those
Don’t tell me what’s going on, I fear to know
The walls are talking, you can’t hear them though
They tell me to commit unspeakable acts
My friend is sus, he has unspeakable tasks
I just went to New York, there was unspeakable rats
Joined a cult, did the unspeakable pact
I go to a therapist to speak on my past
This pirate is crazy, he’s a freak on a mast
Climbing a mountain, I see the peak at last
I’m done with my iPad, now I see the grass
I will find you
I will break into your home
You are alone
Sorry about my friend, he’s kinda crazy
He’s been on his iPad way too much lately
I be sipping Wockhardt on the daily
Got some mysterious goop in my cup, but that don’t phase me
[Outro: Lil Shungite]
I am a danger to myself and others