The year is 2027
Yeah
[Verse 1]
You're calling me a bast*rd, but nah I'm not the one who's trying to guess my password
Too bad
The b*tch who knows it calls me master
If you want to ask her so bad you can ask her
[Verse 2]
And as of lately [sic] she masturbates me
She likes to call me 'baby'
Stands over my mouth and inserts her gravy
Spreads her as*h*le and then she sprays me
[Verse 3]
How can she ever repay me?
Excretes gravy and then she sprays me
Period blood on my face drives me f*cking crazy
*Instrumental*
Huh?
Wake up from the dream
[Verse 4]
Haven't left my basement in three weeks
Last time I saw the Sun was when I tried to drown myself in the creek
Only talk to my mom I've forgotten how to speak
But who cares? Everytime I leave someone calls me a creep
[Verse 5]
I don't ever sleep, I don't even eat
Vyvanse and adderall keeping me at peace
If you've got some xanax please break me off a piece
Disrobed around the house so I can't see my niece
[Verse 6]
Came in her bathing suit so she dialed the police
Caught me red-handed, had her on her knees
Doc in prison claimed I had a disease
So they let me be man, the faggots set me free
[Verse 7]
sh*tting in the basement, watching my TV
Sitting in the basement, using my PC
Just encrypted drives containing some CP
Pictures of my waifu on my wee-wee
[Verse 8]
All my neighbours hate the sight of me
Bricks through my window, one or two or three
I'm still forced to live in poverty
Stuck with living off of disability
[Verse 9]
Have some illegal sh*t on DVD
Lied to my mom about having a job
What is wrong with me?
[Verse 10]
Stuck in this basement
But it's where I wanna be
[Verse 11]
Speaking of lives, my sex is zero
Talking suicide, I wanna an hero
Stream it all live, my head will disappear-o
I'm a godfather, Robert De Niro, a-a
[Verse 12]
Got a real bad fella
Cold like Sub Zero
But I ain't real
I've been thinking that I might cut off the deal
[Verse 13]
So I get on the ground and I kneel
Got a shotgun ready to end this whole ordeal
Pull the trigger!
Make it onto tonight's news reel
[Outro]
Oh-oh I can still hear you fat faggot ???
You can't even kill yourself right, what's the deal?
You're a fat piece of sh*t!
Oh no, you're terrible
You look like a donkey and you're terrible
You're awful
I hate you
Disgusting
Piece of garbage trash