sl*tty Mom Anthem (Party Rock Anthem Parody) lyrics

[Spoken Intro: Catherine Dennis Hamilton as Red-Head sl*tty Mom, Beka Jean as Brunette sl*tty Mom]
Where the hell are we?
We're in the hospital
We must've gotten way too sl*tty again
Well, we gotta get going
There are way too many horny boys out there for us to be stuck in these beds, phew!
Now, you're speaking my language

[Intro: Both]
sl*tty Moms
Let's go!

[Chorus 1: Both]
sl*tty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
We smoking cigs and pounding wine
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!

[Verse 1: Red-Head sl*tty Mom]
In the pub: sl*tty Moms
Looking for your boy? I'm on his junk
So hot when we in the spot
Cougars on patrol looking for some c**k
I'm a stank, that's for surе
Small shirt, huge breasts and a cameltoе
Black boys, white boys, albinos!
Don't matter to me, I'm a hoe
[Verse 2: Brunette sl*tty Mom]
Yo! I'm running through these boys like Drano
Take 'em home for a bone, hope I don't get preggo!
We sl*tty Moms!
Yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
On the bottom or the top, bangin' all of our son's friends

[Chorus 1: Both]
sl*tty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
We smoking cigs and pounding wine
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
sl*tty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
And we dress like we're 25
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!

[Refrain: Both]
Every day we're sucking c**k

[Bridge: Both]
Drink wine, smoke cigs
Hit on all our son's friends
Drink wine, smoke cigs
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our son's friends
Hit on all our- Hit on all our-
Hit on all our son's friends
[Chorus 2: Both]
sl*tty Moms are in the house tonight
Looking for a horny boy we can ride
And we dress like we're 25
All we wanna do is...
Tap that!

[Outro: Both]
Every day we're sucking c**k