Bart Simpson lyrics

[Verse 1]
Rotten apple to the core, damn, I been a f*ck up
Gettin' picked for last in gym, I can't even do a lay up
Writing on my sneakers, being sneaky with my teachers
Smokin' weed under the bleachers, cuttin' out and gluein' pictures
Carryin' my CD player, suckin' on a Now or Later
Sour Apple was the flavor, scribblin' on doodle paper
Tryin' hard to pay attention but I have no real direction
So I say, "yo, f*ck this lesson," spark the leaf, my back is stressin'
Who I am and where I'm headed, cuttin' school and actin' crazy
Foster care done got me crazy, living with a crazy lady
Every day I'm always late, puffin' on a skimpy J
Staying in my grandma house, wasn't even far away
But I guess that's what I do, makin' life more difficult for me and you

[Chorus]
Ay caramba
Bart Simpson with the sh*ts
Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my di*k
Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as sh*t
This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests
Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh

[Verse 2]
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
If that don't work then, deny, deny, deny
Lookin' to my future is like lookin' at the sky
Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie
A liar, a schemer, a cheater, I do it all
I used to switch schools each comin' fall
I skipped all my classes and still managed to pass them all
Readin' comics in Forbidden Planet
I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own
Always been a loner, never had a solid home
I really like Marvel 'cause characters look just like me
And women don't have roles that make them look too sexually
I lie a lot from gettin' beaten and put off food, I'm not eatin'
Eczema so bad I'm bleedin', but I smile and keep it cheesin'
A nerdy girl with nymphomaniac tendencies
Everyone's offended but nobody here offended me
90's mami dressin' like Aaliyah, quite apparently
I'm heavy with the theory, I move with the groove
I'm Black like Shaolin, I tang with the Wu
Africa, my guy, with the bantu do
I'm stupid, f*ckin' crazy nuts, loose like a screw
See, I know my money, got raised by the Jews
I'm a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude
I'ma hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food
And sit in Central Park, I'm in a New York mood
[Chorus]
Bart Simpson with the sh*ts
Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my di*k
Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as sh*t
This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests
Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh
Bart Simpson with the sh*ts
Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my di*k
Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as sh*t
This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests
Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh