Critical Hit! lyrics

[Shofu]

Just won a gym battle, now gimme my badge
See you talkin sh*t but you ain't doin nothin like Splash
You can catch me with a new chick every season like Ash
On these beats I go retarded stupid call me Sgt. Bash
Ok she flashed me
I'm the one you can't see
Long di*k, hard body, you can call me Phanpy
Colder than a Jynx but still spit fire like a Magby
You ask me
Retreat yo Pokes cuz this sh*t could get nasty
Actually
They say shofu for president
Alakazam intelligent
You n*ggas irrevalent
See through you like a Jellicent
I am sick with no medicine
A Pokemon specialist
I'm too hot but don't fan me, no muthaf*ckin elephant

[Shizzy Sixx]

I said the fire breather's back, like I'm Ash's f*ckin Charizard
Showin that a prison cell will never go as hard with bars
Stun Spore spits, leavin n*ggas at a stand still
Cuz your whole style is older than an Aerodactyl
I'm mad ill, Pokerus
Known to SonicBoom ya
And I'm mothaf*ckin fly, you'll never change from a Kakuna
b*tch you'll be Slashed
Filleted as a Feebas
Your girl will be Thrashed
Her face nutted, that's how we Splash
Suicune! The majestic of the trio
With a style so cold that my flow is 30 below
Freezin the the lives of these fish, then dismiss
Even if you knew Jirachi, you wouldn't heal from a Wish
[Shofu]

If you Wishin for some health you gon be sh*t up outta luck
This is Perish Song, turn 3, your f*ckin time is up
WDFAFDNX we do not give a f*ck
All my opposition are Cradily's you losers f*ckin suck

[Shizzy Sixx]

This is war, and with my party you don't match up
You say you got the time to fight, you lookin at Dialga
I run the seconds and every moment you livin b*tch
In this contest you ain't leavin with a Ribbon trick

[Shofu]

Lock-On your head in a scope
We switch it up like a volt
We keep it poppin we never stoppin I told you befo'
We make it rain you get Soaked
I'm shinin', witness the Growth
These nuts are what I Bestow
Get out that Circular Throw

[Shizzy Sixx]
So you tellin me you iller and you mad flyer?
That's like using Rock Slide on a Quagsire
It ain't working, so quit, stop it you ain't poppin
You n*ggas sweeter than an Oran Berry f*ckin Poffin
It's shofu and Sixx, sibling slayers born ill
Battling with us you suffer a connected Horn Drill b*tch!