LEGBREADDOGEGGHAM / BRUV MOMENT V lyrics

[Intro: DeArti, Lil Bruh & Crispy c*msock]
Oi bruv! It's DeArti!
We here with the mandem yeh!
Peng tings!
Legbreaddogeggham
What shoe size are you? Where's you from?

C'mon Bruh!

Oi yeah mad ting!
Allow it fam!

[Chorus: iCue]
Leg
Bully you like your name Meg oh please don't beg
Bread
I sleep in a shed but then I go out forget what I said
Dog
Hotbox the stu in the closet call it smog
Egg
Suck on some toes cuz you bent like a peg
Ham

[Verse I: iCue]
Shagging the queen, a shiv you ain't seen
A million-pound sterling, name it Raheem
Give him Orange Soda, uz his first word Keem
Six feet under call him a bеan, turn green, too much lean
f*ck you mean, you ain't clean, its obscеne, like a screen
You a boomer 35 like Bromine
Your age 2 times see, Octene

Would it be 70 or 16
The number of lies you ain't seen
Sticky octopus ass in your genes
f*cked your brain up, bro, cuz I'm mean

Its in your DNA like guanine
No dog or a cat somewhere in between
pus*y ass b*tch thats what I mean
Overdose on weight loss and caffeine you prick!

[Chorus: iCue]
Leg
Bully you like your name Meg oh please don't beg
Bread
I sleep in a shed but then I go out forget what I said
Dog
Hotbox the stu in the closet call it smog
Egg
Suck on some toes cuz you bent like a peg
Ham
[Verse II: Zululu]
(Vroom vroom!)

Let's go! You know its Zululu
First time on a rap track I'm gon attack
Back at it again I'm getting hard
Look at that retard, I'm my back yard (Star Wars!)

44 with the 44 a 60 round mag on a M4 (Let's go!)
n*ggas don't know what they stand for
Imma squirt on my cat door
Mazda Rx7, Porsche 911, this is my heaven

pus*y smells like tuna, she got a Face like Medusa
She looks like a loser, (Uh!) a nicotine abuser
Coochie looks super-duper, (Yeah!) I don't lose her
Timmy is a bruiser, (Ooh!) the greatest car is f*cking Supra! (Boom!)

[Chorus: iCue]
Leg
Bully you like your name Meg oh please don't beg
Bread
I sleep in a shed but then I go out forget what I said
Dog
Hotbox the stu in the closet call it smog
Egg
Suck on some toes cuz you bent like a peg
Ham
[Verse II: iCue]
This sh*ts cap, walk in the bando
Hear the boom bap sound
Hear that crescendo
Imma rip this beat apart like a hound

Pulled up with a mop on the opp, then I pop for the gwop
While the cops yelling stop (Brrap!)
Is that a hand ting on your waistline
Curfew to drench an opp like deadline

Lurking around on a man no hairline
Cuz he adjacent to opps like cosine
Sesh the cali (Yeh bruv)
Drill the bookie (Yeh bruv)

In the alley (Yeh bruv)
31 spooky (Yeh bruv)
Drive a Suzuki bolt like Saluki
When I'm on duty, sh*t looks gloomy b*tch!

[Chorus: iCue]
Leg
Bully you like your name Meg oh please don't beg
Bread
I sleep in a shed but then I go out forget what I said
Dog
Hotbox the stu in the closet call it smog
Egg
Suck on some toes cuz you bent like a peg
Ham

[Outro: Lil Bruh & iCue]
Shaddap brou ya f*ckin' dog c*nt!
c*nt! Ehh! Elias! Ehh!

H-ham