I want your money but I have no talent lyrics

Hey buddy
I  just wanted to let you know that no one likes you
You’re  a disappointment to everyone and quite frankly, you’re f*cking stupid
And you might be thinking
“Well Caroline, how do I be cool?”
Well,  I’ll tell ya
Eat  sh*t
Or buy my merch
Then  your parents will love you
Eat sh*t
Or buy my merch
Change your world view
You  won’t be cool unless you have this shirt
So steal your Mom’s credit card, and buy my merch
Oo baby
‘Cause no one likes your sense of humor
When you speak, I grow a tumor
But that will all change with just this exchange
Eat sh*t
Or buy my merch
Eat sh*t
Or buy my merch
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