I p*ssed Myself lyrics

As I walked along the street
I felt my bladder make a pee
And there it was all along
Bladder full and far from home
I needed to take a p*ss

I reached out to the world but she rejected me
Not a store or restaurant would take my pee
I walked an alley hoping to find a place to p*ss and piece of mind

Then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
She too was p*ssing free and wild, her stream wasn't flustered
And with no thought or care in mind
I squat next to her and put her hand in mine

Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
And just like god we made a flood
And all through the night we ran the blocks
Unloading yellow goodness from our c*cks

And as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
We decided to part ways
Knowing our love go stronger with each spray

Imagine the pee th-
Eh the pee woman was you all along