I sh*t Myself lyrics

I've just sh*t myself in public
And I don't know what to do
I've given the world a present
Made from my iridescent poo
And I've just sh*t myself in public
(Haha, sh*t)
And now I'm calling on you
And ooh, what am I gonna do?
I can't take an Über
'Cause I'm afraid it'd drop my rating
And I can't go in the subway
'Cause that would be irritating

And my social anxiety would skyrocket
'Cause they can tell that I've taken a sh*t in public
I sh*t myself in public
Oh in public
But this is the end of the song