[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
This that seventh margarita rap
Drinkin till you seeing black
I need a glass of water
I'm bleeding acid and eating crackers
Stealing raps from Jesus
It goes: "writin' for Reno cash?"
Sixteen bars can feed a family
Leave the scraps to feed the rats
[Verse 2: Ryan Rotoro]
This that raw fish, aw sh*t
sh*t will make them nauseous
Gnoshin' on a porridge
With possum and ostrich sauce
And a salad with apples and radish
Pickled cabbage and carrots
Glad we were wearing hairnets
With this batch cause this that
[Sam Lachow]
This that don't know what the f*ck to do
Pop bottles of bubble juice
And smash them on your next door neighbor's porch
Just for the W, uh
Save a dragon from a princess and train him
To burn your boss' building down to smithereens for entertainment
[Ryan Rotoro]
This that tortoise and tortellinis
Porches and Lamborghinis
Four courses, foie gras
Wine's French or Spanish
[Sam Lachow]
Organic, or chowder
Rock for my forefathers
Mixed with horseradish
And worstershire-sure-sauce...
[Ryan Rotoro]
This that Racha-Sri-Racha
With hot Cheetos and Fritos
Capatillo on top with habaneros and jalapenos
[Sam Lachow]
This that stop smoking weed
And I stop f*cking b*tches flow
Started taking dabs
But I'm still f*cking b*tches, yo
[Ryan Rotoro]
This that escargot fat
Adding hella garlic
Put that sh*t on four hundred
Put it in a cup and gargle it
[Sam Lachow]
This that barbacue an..[trails off] Ah f*ck...
This that barbecue and Jack Daniels garbage can rap
This that wake up in a brand new apartment and scram
This that bacon beer
Mix it with some maple syrup
Mix it with some olive oil
Add a couple hard boiled
Stirring hella orange jelly
Add a pound of pork belly
Spread it on a pancake
Serve it to your fanbase
And f*ck-O... hahahaha! Perfect
It's Lachowder