Diss & Chips lyrics

[Intro]
Mmm

[Verse]
Didn't think it was me that would merk you (Never)
Here's one for the tweet gang to chirp to (Mmm)
I'm a posh MC
But I make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew (Goodbye)
I'm so unholy (Naughty)
Turned up to the clash on the back of a bright, white pony (Giddy up!)
You may be the guy
But, I can make a grown man cry like Angelina Jolie (Ha-ha)
Man's got whips (Vroom)
Falafel, hummus, dips
But I know carbs go straight to my hips
So I could never waste time on chips (Uh)
That's not me, no, that's not (Never)
I got tings from Tottenham to Ascot (Mmm)
Come Surrey on a bad boy ting
Man will get dropped just like Arsenal's mascot (Pow, pow)
And if things get stormy, Kylie
I got bare rich friends who will hide me
I heard all of your payments bounced, 'cause you got no accounts like Wiley (Ah)
Me and the rich, we're skin tight
And I just had an insight (Mmm)
If you're the MC with the crown, when Chris Brown was in town, why didn't you get an invite? (Loser!)
It's just banter
I don't want no ice like J Hus likes his Fanta (Ah)
Lyrical barrage
Oh my God, what is that? Garage? ([?])
Smells so diesely
Man could incinerate a whole scene oh so easily (Grr)
But if the beef gets real, I hop on the horse and Ron like Weasley
[Outro]
I'm so sorry, old boy
I just wanted a piece of the drilly beef (Ha-ha)
No hard feelings
We can always make up over a glass of Shloer