Matt Hanc*ck - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody) lyrics

[Intro]
(It wasn't me!)

[Chorus 1]
The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed
Creeping with the Tory next door (Oh-oh, it wasn't me)
Said she wanted some of that Matt Han-c*ck
Banging on my Downing Street door
How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE?
Though she hasn't had her vaccination
She got a little prick from me

[Verse 1]
Mr. Hanc*ck, tell me
Are you high?
Are you bunning?
Having an affair?
This guy is trying to be cunning
They should call him 'Dominic'
Because he's always c*mming
When he sees the Sky News crews
This man is running
Can't believe this man is Health Secretary
Fondling the bunda - caught in 4K
Having an affair
Tryna do a Boris J
Two-metre distance apart?
No way! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus 2]
The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed
Creeping with the Tory next door (Oo-ee, it wasn't me)
Said she wanted some of that Matt Han-c*ck
Banging on my Downing Street door (Oo-oo)
How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE?
Though she hasn't had her vaccination
She got a little prick from me