How To (No. 2 ) lyrics
by The Axis of Awesome
Step 1 you put your camoflage gear on
Head to a nearby lake or pond
Hide in the bush with your Kazoo
Put it in your mouth and go Doo Doo
Mid afternoon's your safest bet
Make sure your ready with a net
Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs
Wait patiently until one comes
Tiptoe up to it dont make a sound
Place your bait gently down on the ground
Once your nearby then your in luck
Now you know how to catch a duck