f*ck Yeah, Floppy Guys! lyrics

I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down
I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town
Something moving catches my eye
Oh my god it's a floppy guy

f*ck Yeah, Floppy Guys
Flopping around what a f*cking surprise
f*ck Yeah, can't believe my eyes
Floppy Guys

A majestic dancer of cloth and air
What is he selling I just don't care
Second hand cars, above ground pools
Surplus corn, no it's much more cool

f*ck Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop
I'm so glad I decided to stop
I've found my own and I watch him bob
At the Floppy Guy shop

Floppy Guys, I'll take two
One for me and one for you
What I did next is no surprise
I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys

So here's a solution for impulse buys
Like lasers, corn and floppy guys
Use them in a song and you can relax
Cos you can claim it all on your tax
On Your Tax, We claim this sh*t on our tax

f*ck Yeah, Floppy Guys!
Fiscal stability justified
f*ck Yeah, Reach for the sky
Floppy Guys!