Ugly bast*rd Theme Song lyrics

[Intro]
Hi, you ever been watching a really good hentai?
And you were really getting into it?
And then an ugly ass bast*rd, fat motherf*cker shows up looking like Jabba the Hut?
Well, that's me and here's my story!

[Verse 1]
I walk in the club and I don't give a sh*t
Sitting right there is your anime b*tch
I take out that sh*t and rub on her tiddy
I don't give a sh*t about none of that sh*t!

[Chorus]
Yeah i'm that guy who ruins it for you
I'll run up in this club and steal your waifu
Then take her home and c*m up in that b*tch
I nutted in her mouth: it gave her autism

[Verse 2]
You see my fat ass, it appears on screen
You see my face, it busts your spleen instead of busting your nut because it's not arousing

[Outro]
If you wanna escape me fully
You better stick to vanilla only
Or else you'll see this face popping up:
And I won't ever leave!