I Hate My Ex-Wife lyrics

(Chortles)

You know, I haven't done any real good raps about my kids
Maybe that should change

(Chortles)

Alright, I got four boys, but I’ve already f*ckin' made that noise
You already knew
I already knew
We already knew
God damn it, I just think that was
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7
I want some more
And by some more I mean I wanna rap this sh*t all day
Even if I suck, God damn it, I'll be great, because I can rap and I can let it flow off the top of my dome
Even if I don’t know what I'm gonna say
And if I'm not gonna say anything that makes sense, well, then that would just be f*cking dense
But if dense mеans it's growing bigger, yeah
Then I guеss that just means that I will reach the places that I wanna to go to and where do I want to go to?
Well, that's with you
And by you, I mean every f*cking one
Except I get social anxiety in my bum
When I'm around too many people and that is weird
So, I don't think I want to go there, my dear
But, I don't want to be alone, either
Because being alone sucks worse than a beaver that got sucked into a vacuum hole
And then dropped off a cliff and I know that
Well, what’s a vacuum hole?
I don’t know, but I think I'm just gonna go forward
Like I say in every single f*cking rap
Because this is the same motherf*cking trap that I trapped you in eight years ago
When I was rapping about "Not A Sheep" being not a sheep in a sheep’s head
Or not in a sheep jumping over a f*cking fence
And I dunno
But I'm not a sheep
I'm not a wolf
I'm not an amorphous blob
I don’t know what I am
I'm not a human
I'm not a robot, either
I don't even know
But I guess I'm a Jessica cleaver
And by Jessica cleaver, I mean that girl I mentioned in that other song
The one where something was wrong
Because I was stuttering and I wasn't making much sense
And god damn it, I'd better finish this f*cking sentence
Before I start singing dense again
Because that's the insanity my friend
And it keeps coming back every single f*cking time
Every single time I think I drop a new rhyme
Well, it's the same sh*t over and over again
And you know what? I still love it my friends
Because if I'm in love, then you are, too
And if we're all in love, well, then this is just a f*cking zoo
And well, I'm kind of an animal
(Laughter)

I'm kind of an animal
But we've established it's not a sheep
But I may be a cow
Or a chameleon
Or even a snake
Or a badastrodan
An abadastr-dastrodan is a lastrodon: the mastadon that's in a thong
And he is circling around the triangular
Triangular
Angular
Sangular
Sanguinated
Exterminated
I dunno, but I'm just gonna flow
Let it out
And if I say that I'm gonna let it out
God damn it
It makes me wanna shout "again" again
Because I just f*cked up this f*cking rhyme my friends
And it was sounding really chill
It was sounding cool, but then I f*cked up and that's just like school
You see, I went to class, but not all of the time
And even though I took notes, it didn't matter in the end, because I just forgot it again my friends
Just like I forgot what I said in this other bar
Inside of this song
Inside of this thing
Inside of this wrong
I dunno, but I guess I'm just absurd again
And if I'm absurd, when will it end?
I dunno, but maybe God does
Maybe He'll shoot me from his cloud up above and then I will be dead
(Chortles)
I'll be dead
And this is stupid
But it came out of my head
And out of my life
And out of my spine
And, well, I f*cking hate my ex-wife
Yeah