Eggman’s Announcement but in the form of a song lyrics

EY!

EY!

EY!

I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-ass motherf*cker, he p*ssed on my f*cking wife!

Thats right, he took his hedgehog f*cking quilly di*k out and he p*ssed on my f*cking wife, and he said his di*k was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com

Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small di*k, is the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:

*explosion noises*

He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-GET

MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!
MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!

I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...
Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...

YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!
MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!
I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...

I'm gonna go higher...
I'm gonna go higher...

Thats right, baby!

I'M p*ssING ON THE MOON!!! (ON THE MOON!)

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!

I'M p*ssING ON THE MOON!!! (ON THE MOON!)

I p*ssED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have all points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong!

He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-GET

MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!
MY SUPER LAZER p*ss!

23 hours before the p*ss droplets hit the Earth, now get out of my f*cking sight, before I p*ss on you too!